3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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