You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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