Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
