Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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