It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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