talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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