ugly people sure do ruin things
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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