Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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