Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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