Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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