They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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