Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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