I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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