Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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