Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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