Welp...herpes.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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