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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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