There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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