home. puking in laundry basket.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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