need another drink. this is the easiest way
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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