I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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