If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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