im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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