I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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