it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants