Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came