thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My liver just had a heart attack.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.