I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
he just fucked me for my cheese..