I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.