if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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