There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
