he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
