I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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