I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do vagina's smell?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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