if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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