i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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