trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
do nipples grow back?
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