I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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