return my video game
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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