atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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