I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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