If i come over, it means nothing
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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