I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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