: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you had me at cake vodka
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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