Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
