she was so not down for the gang bang
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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