Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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