so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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