i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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