I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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