I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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