That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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