doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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