It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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