Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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