And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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