This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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