Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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