Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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