i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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