I wannas sexs uuuuu
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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