Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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