Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you