At least make sure they are 18
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house