At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.